"Hey Brayden, push the update, we're behind schedule"
"It's not ready yet, it will break the app and cause it to only display 'help' in the drop-down menu"
"Who cares, we're tech bros not people who actually make useful products"
"Oh yeah, I forgot" *click-click-click*
App worked once, but then switched to showing only 'help' in the menu, as others have pointed out. Even when it did work, it inserted formatting marks (like line break marks) as literal *characters* in the document, which, like, yeah. Not exactly what I was looking for haha.